Blaaaake pleaded guilty to beating down a bitch and then attempting to cover it up. 26-year-old Blake Fielder-Civil admitted to attacking 36-year-old James King and perverting the course of justice by conspiring to have a witness withdraw from the trial. No, not James King from “White Chicks.” Besides, I think she changed her name to Jaime King.
Anyway, the pleas were made during last week’s arguments. Today, the judge lifted the ban on reporting the guilty pleas.
Wino’s Blaaake faces up to 10 years in the chokey. He’s been in jail since November 2007. Blaaake will receive his sentence at a later date.
I’m tempted to fly my ass to London for the sentencing. It would be nice to hear Wino scream “BLAAAAAKE!!” in person. You know the crackie is going to lose it! Her crackhive is going to hit the roof. She’s probably training with a voice coach right now for this very occasion. Somebody better record Wino screaming his name and turn it into a dance remix. BLAAAAKE!!!! (the remix).