A Nursery Fit For Two Chosen Ones

June 9, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

I think one of the rules in the celebrity whore handbook is that you can only buy your baby shit from Petit Tresor in Los Angeles. What the hell ever happened to buying your shit at Babies ‘R Us, Target or the damn Salvation Army? Anyway, Rush & Molloy reports that Brangie have spent $140,000 the twin chosen ones’ nursery.

Team Jolie-Pitt bought organza bassinets ($800), Versailles-style cribs ($3,200) with matching changing tables ($2,800), armoires ($4,500) and silk gliders. They even installed two pink crystal chandeliers for the girls at a cost of $899 each.

How very JLo of them. Brad and Angie wipe their asses with $140,000, but is all this shit really necessary? The twin chosen ones don’t give a fuck! They only require matching Burger King crowns and a couple of gold-painted thrones.

This isn’t surprising since Brad recently dropped a few hundred thousand dollars on a bunch of trash!

A couple from Dubai have already called into the store requesting an exact replica of Brangie’s nursery. A couple from Dubai? Yeah, right. You know it was JLo. She will not be outdone!

Tags: Brangelina, Reality TV

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