A Crack Baby Will Solve Everything

June 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Mitch Wino must be spending his afternoons hittin’ the pipe with his daughter, because the silver bear is saying some cracked out shit. He told The People (via Showbiz Spy) that having babies will help Wino quit drugs.

He said, “As for the drugs, she will get bored with them because the desire for children will take over. Amy knows that if she and Blake are going to have kids then she has to be in perfect health. I honestly think that in two years she will be fit, healthy and having babies – motherhood will be her drug.”

Wino hasn’t even had kids yet and she probably already has a file with Child Protective Services. I bet her drug dealers spike her crack with birth control pills because even they are afraid she’s going to get knocked up.

Here’s these two crackheads in London last night.

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