This Ho Is Ready

June 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Lisa Marie Presley left the Waverly Inn last night looking like she was about to deliver baby herself, just so she can use the umbilical cord to strangle the paps and her goofy ass husband. I don’t know how grouchy ass Lisa Marie looks at her Caddyshack reject of a husband every single day without completely losing it.

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