They Grow Up So Fast

June 8, 2008 / Posted by:

It seems like it was just yesterday when lil’ Dakota Fanning was reading a story to a slow Sean Penn in “I Am Sam.” Look at her now! All grown up with a mouthful of butter! I shouldn’t hate. She doesn’t even have to butter her corn before eating it.

Seriously, my teefs have been looking a little Country Crock-ish lately. I tried that whitening shit you go to sleep with, but I cannot fuck with that stuff. I woke up in the middle of the night thinking someone dropped a load of bleach in my mouth. That shit burns your teefs off. I’ll stick to painting my teefs with Wite Out.

Here’s Dakota at an event for Children’s Right yesterday.

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