Hot Sluts Of The Week: It’s A Tie!
This week, I was torn between chichis legend Maxi Mounds and andro-hotness Miyavi, so I’m declaring both of them winners this week!
MAXI MOUNDS
Birthday: October 25th
Age: 33 (according to her MySpace)
Birth Name: ?
Original Date of HS of the Day: June 6, 2008
Claim to Fame: Basically, she’s famous for having the biggest fake chichis in the universe. She’s the current Guinness World record holder.
Where is she now? Probably doing (WARNING: link is NOT SAFE FOR LIFE) THIS!!!!
Why is she HS of the Week? One of her 20lb chichis could easily put a bitch in a coma with one bop to the head.
MIYAVI
Birthday: September 14, 1981
Age: 26
Birth Name: ?
Original Date of HS of the Day: June 3, 2008
Claim to Fame: He started out as a guitarist with the band Due le quartz. After the band broke up in 2002, he went solo and a legend was born!
Where is he now? He’s currently on the “This Iz The Japanese Kabuki Rock” world tour.
Why is he HS of the Week? Because I don’t know whether to make out with him or go shopping for nail polish with him.