Waiter, I did not order 3 extra large sides of FUG with my chicken satay. Last night, was not the night to be dining at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. Imagine trying to enjoy a delicious plate of lobster whatever with two dogs on one side and a gummi bear on the other? One glance at Dog’s cockatoo mullet is enough to have me screaming for the check. You could make fried rice on Dog and Beth’s skin.
Samantha Ronson needs to change her hair right away because Gummi Bear is copying her ‘do.
Shit. They will let any fug into Mr.Chow!