Everybody’s Knocked Up

June 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Seeing all these knocked up broads makes my sausage, egg and cheese bloat feel like a baby. I should piss on an e.p.t. just to be safe. Anyway, here’s tons of pictures of walking baby ovens from the past couple of days. Well, Nicole Kidman is more like a pillow oven. She probably stores a week supply of botox in her pillow bump just in case she gets stranded somewhere. I kid, I kid. I’m sure her baby will come out with a permanent surprised look on its face and frosted tips and then we’ll know it’s their baby.

Nicky and Keith’s kiss in the third thumbnail below is all sorts of awkward. She’s blowing, he’s sucking.

The baby ovens below are: Nicky, Tori Smelly, Gwen Stefani and Camilla Alves.

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