Chicken Cutlets VS Chanel: It’s On!

June 7, 2008 / Posted by:

The International talent known as Phoebe Denise Price held a press conference for the worldwide media outside of the Chanel store on Robertson Blvd. yesterday to announce her lawsuit against the brand for not allowing her into a party. PP was joined by her dream team of lawyers from the offices of Jacoby & Meyers. No, I don’t know which firm they work for.

Chicken Cutlets told the 5 men with cameras media that she was invited to the Chanel party, but the dumb bitch PR girls refused to let her in. She ran home to get her invitation and presented it to the girls, but they accused her of making it up. Phoebe has asked Chanel for a formal apology and has yet to receive one. She will file charges against them so that no celebrity has to go through this again!

When asked if she was planning on throwing out her Chanel earrings, she said that she could not answer the question at this time. She also said she didn’t want people going through her garbage to find the earrings. Oh, if you want some Chanel earrings like PP’s, go down to Chinatown. I kid, I kid. PP doesn’t wear fake trash! Her ears would fall off if she did that.

There’s no video right now, but I’ll post as soon as it comes in. You know that’s some good shit.

Okay, when the trial of the century begins, I’m going to offer PP my services as her style consultant. You do not wear a Valley of the Dolls cocktail dress to a serious press conference! She needed to wear a high-powered business woman’s suit and carry a briefcase. Carrying a briefcases shows everyone that you means business. And why is PP throwing the peace sign in front of Chanel? She should be flipping those cunts off!

Lastly, I hope you’re all still boycotting the devil known as Chanel! I have not purchased one of their products since….well ever. I have also ripped their ads out of several magazines. Do your part! TEAM CHICKEN CUTLETS! PP must be vindicated!

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