But Where’s Waldo?

June 7, 2008 / Posted by:

There’s a crack pipe, foil and a cut, but where’s Waldo? Wait, there he is! Hiding behind Wino. He’s obviously fuckity fucked up. The News of the World has hit the crack motherload. A friend of Blaaake’s turned over hundreds of private pictures and videos to them. They were taken before Blaaake went off to the chokey.

The videos include Blaaake and Wino in a drug den. Surprise! Wino and a friend singing a song filled with racist slurs. Escandalo! Wino passed out in a crack induced coma. Shocking! Wino jacking off Blaaake while talking on the phone. Nasty!

There’s also some video of Blaaake asking Wino to suck him off in a hotel stairwell. Been there, done that, got the STD!

A source said, “Blake’s clearly the instigator behind the idea of them having risky public sex. It looks like the camera was a new toy and he wanted to test it out. But the fact is all this will upset millions and millions of fans around the world.” NOT! I think her fans would more upset if she didn’t do this kind of shit.

Other pictures include Blaaaake taking a bath with another dude. Crackies are so scandalous!

Visit the NOTW
to see more pictures and a few clips from the videos.

Honestly, nothing is shocking about any of this shit. Crackies are insane morons. They should never be taken seriously. Plain and simple. They say racist shit, they fuck in public and they don’t know how to keep a clean house! Seriously, their crack den is rank! What’s wrong with keeping a tidy crack den? Fuck!

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