Would You Hit It?

June 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Brody Jenner’s tattoo might as well say “DOUCHE” because that’s I’m all reading when I look at it. I’d hit it, but he totally sweats Axe body spray and his breath stinks like Bud. You know his hairy tittays jiggle when he’s hitting it hardcore and he screams “here comes the party” right before he cums. Yeah, he’s hot.

Here’s Brody with his girlfriend and some friends in Maui.

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