Which Couple Is More Exciting?

June 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Ryan Phillipe & Abbie Cornish or Asparagus & Mayo?

You know, dumb whores always gross out when they see me eat asparagus with mayo. It’s the only way I can eat it. I don’t give a fuck if it’s ghetto shit, it’s delicious! I don’t eat it with that fancy mayo either. I use Miracle Whip. The mayo still doesn’t cover up the rank stench your pee produces from eating asparagus.

Anyway, Ryan Phillipe and that girl stepped out for the first time as a couple at last night’s Australian in Film Breakthrough Awards. I didn’t think it was possible to be more boring than Reese, but Abbie proved me wrong! Ryan was reportedly getting it on with bland Abbie while he was still with Reese.

People reports that the two were “canoodling‘ the entire night. A source said, “He had his arm around her and they were cozy and comfortable.

They look stoned. They probably are. It’s the only way to keep themselves from falling asleep in each other’s company.

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