In an attempt to win over more country music fans, Jessica Simpson dragged her annoying ass to the CMA Music Festival Block Party in Nashville last night. It might just be me, but she’s looking a little on the knocked up side. It could just be desperation bloat.
Jess’ cuntry single, “Come on Over,” isn’t doing that shitty on the country charts. It debuted at No. 41 on Billboard’s country single charts.
Tony Romo was not with her last night. He was too busy digging a hole to Mongolia to escape Papa Joe. UsWeekly reports that one of the main reasons for Jess and Romo splitting last month had to do with Papa asking Romo to drop his manager. Papa Joe wants to handle Romo’s career. I’m sure that’s not all he wants to handle.
Papa also told Romo and Jess that he will broker a deal to sell their engagement and wedding information to a magazine the way he did with Asshole and Pete.
Papa defended himself by saying, “It’s unfair to criticize me for what every manager does for his or her clients. And in this business, where people can quickly turn on you, who better than a parent to be working for his children?”
Papa might have a point, but do all managers jack into their clients’ panty drawers? I’m just asking!