New from Playtex, the Clog-Your-Heart Bra. – Chatham
From the Britney Spears edible lingerie line. Also available in pork rind, Spam, and limited edition Cheeto. – gina latina
When the recipe called for the chef to wrap the breasts in bacon…cindy was suspicious but followed the directions carefully – Venus Vibe Trap
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