Yup, Landon Brown lifting up his shirt is all it takes for me to ignore that douche ensemble he’s wearing. He looks like he’s wearing plaid bloomers, but who gives a fuck! He’s hot. Anyway, Bobby Brown’s older son is claiming that he had an intimate bathroom moment with HoHan at a private party wo years ago. Seriously, who hasn’t done sexy times with HoHan in a bathroom? I’m sure we all have at one point or another.
Landon said, “Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she waked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.” Knew who he was?! I barely know who this bitch is thanks to “Rock the Cradle.”
The two dated for a while after that, but it ended for no specific reason, “It didn’t end badly, but it did end weird. I’m actually trying to get back in touch with her – really soon.”
Sorry, Landon. HoHan doesn’t speak dick anymore.