Landon Brown’s Bathroom Moment With HoHan
Yup, Landon Brown lifting up his shirt is all it takes for me to ignore that douche ensemble he’s wearing. He looks like he’s wearing plaid bloomers, but who gives a fuck! He’s hot. Anyway, Bobby Brown’s older son is claiming that he had an intimate bathroom moment with HoHan at a private party wo years ago. Seriously, who hasn’t done sexy times with HoHan in a bathroom? I’m sure we all have at one point or another.
Landon said, “Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she waked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.” Knew who he was?! I barely know who this bitch is thanks to “Rock the Cradle.”
The two dated for a while after that, but it ended for no specific reason, “It didn’t end badly, but it did end weird. I’m actually trying to get back in touch with her – really soon.”
Sorry, Landon. HoHan doesn’t speak dick anymore.