I’ll Love You For $20 Million

June 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Brit Brit Spears has never loved a tool the way that she’s loved KFed and Daddy Spears knows this. That’s why he’s offered KFed $4.5 million to remarry Brit so says Star Magazine.

A source said that Daddy Spears has been trying to get KFed back in Brit’s life for a long ass time now. He’s been in negotiations with KFed while keeping it from Brit.

The source went on to say that Daddy’s latest offer to KFed is $4.5 million. I hope he’s not dipping into Brit’s frapp fund. That wouldn’t be funny. The source said, “His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin’s account.

KFed is playing hard ball and he wants $20 million and refuses to sign a prenup when they remarry. That KFed. Once a whore always a whore.

This is obviously a bunch of lie-telling. I mean, you know KFed would remarry her ass for a year supply of XXL Fruit of the Loom white t-shirts and a $100 gift certificate to Dave & Buster’s. It doesn’t take much.

If Daddy Spears is willing to spend that kind of cash, he should hire the best. I’m talking about Sarah Larson. The ho doesn’t have a client right now and she’ll never leave Brit Brit. Seriously, you can program her to do whatever you want. She can probably make frapps and homemade Cheetos. Homemade Cheetos!

Thanks Dreamy

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