Ditto’s In The Trash

June 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Beth Ditto left Punk nightclub in London last night with a trash bag over her head because she didn’t want the paps to recognize her. I didn’t know Hefty made BBW size. If she didn’t want the paps to recognize her, she should have put the bag over her ass. Even Audrina Patridge’s fucked up ceiling eyes would recognize that ass from across a field.

And didn’t Ditto learn that putting a plastic bag over your head could cause suffocation? We learned this shit as children. Hold up, maybe she did play with plastic bags as a child. That would explain everything.

I still love that batshit crazy BBW.

Tags:
SHARE
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >