Ditto’s In The Trash

June 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Beth Ditto left Punk nightclub in London last night with a trash bag over her head because she didn’t want the paps to recognize her. I didn’t know Hefty made BBW size. If she didn’t want the paps to recognize her, she should have put the bag over her ass. Even Audrina Patridge’s fucked up ceiling eyes would recognize that ass from across a field.

And didn’t Ditto learn that putting a plastic bag over your head could cause suffocation? We learned this shit as children. Hold up, maybe she did play with plastic bags as a child. That would explain everything.

I still love that batshit crazy BBW.

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