Botox Brawl

June 6, 2008 / Posted by:

It was the cunts of NYC vs. the cunts of O.C. at Bravo’s A-List Awards the other night in NYC.

Bethenny of NYC told People that it started while they were all going over the script. Bethenny said, “They [The O.C. Housewives] said in our material that my apartment is a two-by-four, and it’s actually a one-by-two, and so I can take it, I don’t care. But they’re offended that I’m saying something about them living 65 miles from the beach. Jeana said, ‘I don’t think that’s funny.’

When they got backstage, it went down. Tamra from O.C. claims Bethenny went at her ass, “Bethenny scratched me a little bit. I swear to god. She tried to get me from behind and I put my arm up, and she scratched me. I covered it with makeup.” Tamra’s lying. Her skin just went back to normal because she’s made out of plastic.

Bethenny denied the catfight, but said, “Give me a can of hairspray and a match, and I’ll take care of that in the dressing room later.” To which Tamra responded, “The Housewives of the O.C. can kick the Housewives of N.Y.C.’s ass!

Their children must be so proud. These are 85-year-old women for fucks sake! Ok, maybe they aren’t 85, but close too it. If you’re going to fight, don’t scratch! Shank a bitch and then kick her in the snatch bone.

I’m on neither of their teams. I’m on “Team Get This Shit On Video Next Time.”

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