We’ve Heard It All Before!

June 5, 2008 / Posted by:

AC Slater and Smirnoff Ice have broken up for good this time! Whatever. These two dumb whores are lie-tellers! A couple of months ago, they both denied they were broken up. How could AC Slater lie to me?

Smirnoff’s spokeswhore told People, “Karina has parted ways with her two year relationship with Mario Lopez. The relationship wasn’t heading in the right direction.” Translation: His dick was heading in one direction and her vagina was heading in another.

The two skanks began dating in 2006. There have been many rumors that the two have cheated on each other several times. Well, their genitals have been freed into the wild. Slut it up!

Smirnoff Ice just couldn’t handle this:


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