I just have two words for the picture above: OLAN MILLS! Actually, they wish they were as hot as an Olan Mills original. Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s wedding picture from OK! Magazine is all sorts of awkward. He looks like a used car salesman that was dragged out of the bar for a shotgun wedding to his born-again bride.
Charlie made Brooke his 3rd wifey this past weekend and he used his special day to trash his other wives. He said, “I was telling a couple of friends last night that this feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal.”
Remember this quote when Brooke divorces Tranny Infested Sperm in a couple of months.