Solange Is A Pro

June 5, 2008 / Posted by:

Solange Knowles was performing in Kansas City, Missouri when a terrible accident happened. No, the terrible accident wasn’t the show’s organizers finding out they got Solange instead of Beyonce. A piece of metal from the doorway fell on Solange’s foot, breaking it! Solange didn’t let that stop her and she kept performing. She was rushed to the hospital after the show.

A spokeswhore for Solange said, “Ms Knowles continued to head out to the stage and performed her full set while in extreme pain. Immediately following her performance, she was rushed to the hospital where she learned her foot was indeed broken.” Solange will continue the tour with her foot in a cast.

You know Beyonce’s weave has telekinetic powers and she used it to sabotage Solange. It didn’t work! Take that Beyonce!

Seriously, Solange has no choice but to perform. It’s either perform with a broken foot or go back to the basement.

Below is Solange’s newest video which was paid for with leftover pennies from Beyonce’s manicure fund.


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