A pap was arrested in Mississippi for stalking Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge. Edwin Merino, the pap, was arrested while taking pictures of the couple at a gas station. They were buying their dinner for the night. I’m joking. I think. Edwin told the Associated Press that he was at least 200 feet away from them.
Edwin said that he was about to go to Los Angeles because he wasn’t able to get that many pictures of their country asses. He said, “I haven’t worked on them myself. The first time I got a good look at him was in court.”
After he was arrested and booked, a police officer drove him to the ATM and he got the $1,143 needed for his bail. WTF?! You can get that much money out of country ATMs?! Shit, I try to take out more than $200 and the ATM throws me shade.
Now that Edwin is going back to Hollyweird to get more pictures of Brit Brit without panties, who the hell is going to catch JL eating meat on a stick on an ATV? We neeeeed these pictures! I”m sure one of her cousins will do it for a couple of food stamps.