Nick Hogan Is No Longer Alone

June 5, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Nick Hogan’s whining and bitching paid off. He was transferred out of solitary confinement and into a cell with three other juveniles with a TV. MyFox Tampa Bay reports that he was moved at 4:30pm today. The Sheriff said “the transfer was a result of ongoing assessments of inmate situations.”

I’m guessing the Hogans worked as a family to “convince” the Sheriff. Linda worked his peen, Hulk worked his low hangers, Nick worked his taint and Brooke tea bagged him.

Earlier this week, Nick’s cry baby ass requested to be put on house arrest because he didn’t feel solitary confinement was fair. The judge denied his request.

Nick will have a ball….or two…..or six! In a couple of days, his ass will be aching to get back into solitary.

Naw! I’m sure Nick and his new cellmates will all love each other. It will be like “Three’s Company,” but with more butt sex. What am I saying? “Three’s Company” had tons of butt sex!

Thanks Sadie

Tags: Dumbasses, Uncomfortable

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