Luck Be A Fugly

June 5, 2008 / Posted by:

Most of us have spent hours playing the slots in Las Vegas and walked away with shit! The only thing we’ve gotten out of it is back pain and a few watered down cocktails. Well, Candy Spelling’s ass won $180,000 at a slot machine at The Bellagio. A year ago, Candy won $200,000 at the Bellagio slots.

The woman is worth a reported $600 million. TMZ reports that she also won a car last year in a charity raffle. Her vagina is probably shaped like a four leaf clover.

I really hope that after Candy won that money, she called up Tori and said, “Guess what, bitch? I just won $180,000 and you aren’t going to see a dime of that shit! Oink! Oink!

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