Kenny Chesney Is Not Engaged
First of all, what in Squinty Zellweger’s name happened to Kenny Chesney? Bitch is looking like a chewed up piece of bacon fat. He’s like a 10-year-old boy with a pepaw face. Anyway, Kenny has shot down rumors that he’s engaged.
Kenny’s spokesbitch told People, “Kenny Chesney is not getting married. He’s not engaged. He’s not planning on being engaged any time in the near future. In fact, he was surprised by the news and isn’t sure how or why anyone would’ve gotten that idea.” Well, gay marriage just became legal in California. Maybe that’s where people go the idea?
Kenny recently said, “I enjoy being a bachelor. I enjoy everything that comes along with it.‘”
Yeah, like a getting a warm blast of man chowder to the face without the guilt!