Keep Your Head Up, Ed!

June 5, 2008 / Posted by:

Ed McMahon is in danger of losing his pepaw kingdom, but that didn’t stop him from having a lovely dinner with his wifey last night. I would normally say that he should stay home and eat Top Ramen if he can’t afford his mortgage payments, but he’s elderly. If he wants to eat overpriced Chinese food, let him!

And why haven’t any of you e-mailed ideas about how to help one of the country’s most treasured pepaws? I asked for ideas! You cold-hearted bitches! You send me dolphin porn (don’t ask), but not suggestions on how to save Ed’s pepaw kingdom!

I’m going to ask Candy Spelling if we can rub her twatty for good luck. Well, she’s magic!

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