On June 3, the po po pulled over a woman at the Green Acres Mobile Home Park in Loveland, Ohio because they suspected she was driving drunk. They found 29-year-old Marya Green with her 1-year-old son on her lap. The drunk bitch was letting him steer the car. She had an 8-year-old and a 5-year-old in the car with her.
They were only taking a little spin around the trailer park! Marya was teaching him how to drive, so that he could pick her up from the titty bar later on. At least she has a designated driver!
Marya’s blood alcohol level was at .111. Damn! How many cans of Hamm’s beer did she have?
She faces charges of DUI, driving under a suspended license and child engagement. This is her third DUI arrest in 6 years. Her kids were released to their father and CPS were notified.
Last year, there was a similiar case in Indiana. In that case, the dumb bitch let her 5-year-old drive her around. She said he was a “good driver.”