Out Of This World

June 4, 2008 / Posted by:

If Beth Ditto was a planet she would be Saturn because I’m pretty sure Saturn doesn’t have any eyebrows. It does have plenty of rolls rings though.

This bitch is so hot that she burned her own eyebrows off! I hope this shit doesn’t become a trend because eyebrows are a beautiful thing!

Ditto kept her ham hocks and jumbo cherry turnover covered, so this is an upgrade. I almost didn’t notice her without her triple ass hanging out. Bitch looks like Mama Cass on a very special episode of “The Jetsons.” Hot.

Here’s Beth and guest at the Glamour Awards last night in London. Her guest is a chick, right? I’m totally getting Rojo Caliente-y vibes from her.

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