Katie Holmes: Expert Phoney-Sniffer

June 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Tommy Girl’s Stepford creation is making her Broadway debut this fall in “All My Sons” and the show’s producer, Eric Falkenstein, talked to Cindy Adams about her many skills.

He said, “Katie’s not a celebrity type. She’s done brilliant work in films like Pieces of April and The Ice Storm. When she signed on, she came here to a bare rehearsal room for a read- through. She didn’t ask for anything. She was just sweet and deferential.

Not a celebrity type? Methinks Eric has had a sip of the barley water.

He went on to say that Katie is “a natural sweetheart who can sniff out phonies … Katie basically has that exact moral fiber of her character in the play.”

Tommy Girl’s natural phoney scent is masked by the strong odors of dried sperm, poppers, Travolta’s hair glue and Thierry Mugler’s Alien Perfume. This is why Katie has yet to “sniff” out him out. Seriously, the only bitch that has been sniffing something is Eric Falkenstein.

VIA UsWeekly

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