Jizz Roll’d

June 4, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s too early for this fuckery, but some illegal shit is going down. Ashley Jizzdale has murdered some of our beloved 80s classics with her cunty voice. Devil music! Below is Ashley’s cover of Rick Astley’sNever Gonna Give You Up.” You know that shit was put together with a Fisher Price keyboard and a PC junior. This skeezer must be stopped before she commits the ultimate sin and covers Stacey Q.

Click here to torture yourself with her covers of Cathy Dennis’ “Too Many Walls,” Pat Benatar’s “Shadows of the Night” and Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody.”

Thanks Peaches

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