Sienna Miller has reportedly dumped Rhys Ifans for a final time after she found his shaggy ass going through her text messages. This is why you password protect all your shit! I once got slapped by an ex-boyfriend because his meth-addicted ass went through my e-mails and found a sexy one sent to me. GET THIS SHIT! The e-mail was spam! Spam is pure evil. When the fugly dumb whore figured out it was spam, he didn’t even apologize. Password protect your crap or you could get bitch slapped!
Rhys found text messages to Sienna from her ex, Matthew Rhys. Sienna dumped Matthew last year and started dating Rhys right away. She really likes those Rhys dudes. Jonathan Rhys Meyers is next. He doesn’t know it yet.
Sienna flipped out when she found him going through her shit. A source told The Sun, “She compared him to a spotlight shining in her face all the time. He is heartbroken they have split. Sienna feels really sorry for him because he had slotted into her family perfectly, but she couldn’t cope with his suspicious and jealous behaviour. When they are together they get on so well. But she can’t cope with his jealousy.”
She dumped his ass last week over the phone. She should have done it by text message. I always like to use the popular phrase, “I QUIT THIS BITCH!” Simple and to the point.
Sienna will have new dick by end of next week.