It’s Like Disneyland!

June 4, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

It’s almost impossible to figure out what the hell Amy Wino is talking about half of the time. She was in court this morning to support Blaaaake during his pre-trial. She showed up on Wino time (hours late) and sat in the front row. During the hearing, Wino loudly said, “It’s like Disneyland.” Who speaks fluent crackie? I have no idea what she means. If it’s Disneyland then she’s the Matterhorn and her crack hive is the Haunted Mansion.

Blaaake tried to pass Wino a handwritten note, but the court usher wouldn’t allow it. Wino got up to leave and whispered, “Fuck you.”

Jury selection in Blaaake’s trial is set to begin next week. When the trial begins, they better broadcast this shit live OJ-style. I want to see how many times Wino tries to sneak a bump right there in court. She thinks she’s so slick.

Here’s Wino on her way home after court. She’s carrying a bottle of Malibu. She probably uses it as mouthwash. That shit is nasty!

Tags: Amy Winehouse

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