How Many Security Dudes Does It Take To Get A Drunk Skank Home?

June 4, 2008 / Posted by:

I’ve already commented on Lily Allen’s decapitated Bambi dress, but here’s her drunk ass being carried out of the Glamour Awards last night. She covered her face with her new award which could also double as a Voss water bottle. This is exactly why I hardly feel sorry for these celeb whores! They have an easy life.

We’ve all been in that position, but the difference is that we have to get home by ourselves. I would’ve impaled my drunk ass on that face.

Lily has already blogged about her drunkenness. She wrote, “Kids , drink responsibly or you’ll end up looking like this , not pretty !” She’s talking about the dress and the Brit Brit hair.

Here’s Lily from last night and also some pics of her trying to sober up this morning.

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