This is a sad, sad story. Pour yourself a cup of Cream of Rice and grab a hankie. 85-year-old Ed McMahon’s Beverly Hills home is about to go into foreclosure. Pepaw in distress!
Ed is $644,000 behind on payments on $4.8 million in mortgage loans. A default notice was filed on February 28th reports the Associated Press.
Ed’s spokesbitch said he hasn’t been able to get work since breaking his neck 18 months ago. He said that they are currently in negotiations with the mortgage company, but it’s not clear whether or not Ed and his wifey get to stay in their home.
The home has been on the market for two years at $6.25 million. The 6-bedroom home is located in the gated community of The Summit. This is where Brit Brit’s greasy ass lives and Ed’s realtor said this has created problems. He said, “When we were trying to sell the house one time, there were about 100 paparazzi there.” Tell the Cheeto One to move her ass out of there! Matthew McConaughey lives in a fine trailer park in Malibu. Brit Brit would fit right in there.
Has Ed entered the American Family Publishers sweepstakes? He may have already won $10 million!
Seriously, how can we help Ed? Pepaw Bake-A-Thon? Pepaw sex tape? We must save Ed’s house!