Brad Pitt shuttled off to Switzlerand yesterday for the Art Basel fair. Brad wasn’t browsing, he was buying. Brad paid $293,000 for the marble table above. I can’t wait until Pax spills Kool-Aid on that shit. He also bought that fugly lamp as well as 2 chairs priced at $25,000 each. $25k?! I could’ve made that shit for him using Ikea plastic chairs and asphalt! I would’ve only charged him $3,000 and an ass slap.
HuffPo reports that he also bought an aluminum rug for $175 per square foot and he’s interested in buying a $300,000 gold lacquer-coated Fiberglas sofa. I think the sofa is for Maddox’s room. It sounds like something he would lounge on.
Quick! We need to set up an “art garage sale” and invite Brad Pitt. We’ll tell him our Ikea, Target and West Elm crap was made by the most talented underground artists in the world. He’ll believe us because he’ll buy any shit!