The paps nearly crushed Hayden Panatroll at LAX yesterday. Must have been a slow day on the pap stroll. They nearly knocked the buff troll down to the ground. The good news is that she doesn’t have far to fall. She’s like two feet tall, fully erect.
I don’t know why the paps are stressing out over a shot of her! They could just go down to the local garden store, put a dirty blonde wig on a garden gnome, snap a few and call it a day!
I had my laugh waiting in the wings, hoping they knocked her troll ass to the ground. I love seeing people fall. The other day, I saw some little kid hit the ground hard. It took every bone in my body to keep from bursting out laughing. Tears were coming out of my eyes because that laugh was trying to push its way out. I’m making progress! Two years ago, I would have let that laugh out and pointed!