The newest member of the celebrity crackhead club, Tatum O’Neal, said she thanked the cops who arrested her for “saving” her. Tatum was arrested in NYC for buying crack and coke from some homeless dude at 7:30 in the evening. The light of fucking day! Homegirl couldn’t even wait until it was dark. At the time of her arrest, Tatum told the cops she was “researching a part.” That excuse always works!
Yesterday, Tatum declared to the New York Post that she was still sober. She said, “Just when I was about to change that and wreck my life, the cops came and saved me!”
Tatum said that her recent thirst for crack started when her dog died…..15 years ago. I’m joking, her dog died 3 weeks ago and she hasn’t been the same. She said, “I couldn’t get out of it. I was going to my psychiatrist. I was doing everything I could do. I have the disease of alcoholism. It’s lifelong. I treat it every day by going to my 12-step program.”
Wait…..so there is no part? Fuck! I was looking forward to seeing Tatum in this “new part!” It was probably for Bad News Bears: I Got Caught Buying Crack!
Below are some pics of Tatum leaving court yesterday with what looks like a drug dealer. He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do.