Rotten No More

June 3, 2008 / Posted by:

Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols has ruined his gorgeous, busted, nasty teefs by having them fixed. Illegal! Punk rock is officially, officially dead!

Johnny told the Telegraph that he traveled to Los Angeles and spent $22,000 on his new pearly whites. He still has a gap where he lost one of his tooths to a cherry pit. That’s some George Washington shit! Johnny didn’t have a new tooth put in there because it would mean he would have to get his jaw realigned.

He said, “All those rotten teeth were seriously beginning to corrupt my system. I was permanently poisoning myself with gum infections.” That’s what drugs and booze are for! To kill infections. That’s why my dealer doctor told me.

What the hell are we supposed to call him now? Johnny Rembrandt?!

P.S. – That’s a picture of his old teefs. May they rest in peace….

Thanks Natalie

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