Leave Bambi Out Of It!

June 3, 2008 / Posted by:

You know what Lily Allen’s trying to do? She’s obviously wants us to talk shit about her fraudulent ass, but I’m not going to fall for her cheap tricks. Ok, yes I am.

Just seeing Bambi’s mutilated body on her dress brings non-existent tears to my eyes. Yes, I know it’s probably some random deer, but every young deer is Bambi to me. Just thinking about the scene where Bambi’s mom gets it makes me weepy. Thanks to Lily’s violent dress, I’ve been forced to hit the bong hard tonight to wash away the painful memories.

And about her new hair, pussy in a pink wig did it better!

Here’s Lily at the Glamour Twats Women of the Year Awards in London tonight.

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