Just Say No!

June 3, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Celebrities have kibble for brains, so they will wear whatever some insane gay stylist tells them to wear. Some of these pictures below are proof of that. You are smarter than this. Just say no!

Naomi Campbell wasn’t the only foolio to wear genie/MC Hammer pants to the CFDA Awards last night. Maggie GyllenHAG did too and the results have given me a headache. She looks like Rhoda and Hammer’s bastard child.

Hammer pants will never be cute! They should be banished for eternity along with diaper shorts, skorts and dickies! You can add your own suggestions in the comments. I’m still dizzy from Maggie’s fugness.

I’m seriously making thumbnail #5 my new wallpaper. Maggie is making sure to keep very still. If she moves just a little, Posh Mantis will sense her fear and attack!

I’ve also noticed that Posh hardly ever poses without her hands on her hips. If she removes her hands, the top half of her body will collapse!

Below is also some Ashley Olsen. She’s smiling! You know it’s going to be a good day when you see a troll smile. Or maybe it’s going to be a bad day, because she secretly knows the evil that’s coming our way.

Tags: Buying Children, Fug, Girlfriend Please, Ken Paves, Olsens, Posh & Becks, Rehab, Trash, Trolls

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