How many homo alligators had to die for this coat? This year’s annual gay alligator white party is going to be a sad affair, because most of them were sacrificed for Andre Leon Talley’s coat!
Andre looks like Jambi the Genie’s gay and grouchy step-brother. I’m expecting him to shout, “Mekka-lekka hi mekka hiney ho! Mekka-lekka hi mekka chahney ho!”
Speaking of hiney hos, Andre escorted MC Naomi Campbell to last night’s CFDA Awards. “U Can’t Touch This,” because she’ll kill your ass if you try.