Now that Sarah Larson has lost her position as George Clooney’s #1 call girl, she’s been sent back to the ho factory aka Las Vegas. A friend told FoxNews that Sarah never saw it coming. Sarah isn’t the shiniest dildo in the sex store, so she wouldn’t see “it” coming even if “it” busted on her face.
The friend said, “She thought they were getting married. Instead, she got dumped. She’s really upset. Devastated. She’s totally heartbroken and doesn’t deserve this. It came out of nowhere. They had made all these plans.”
Sarah had her shot at trapping Clooney and she failed. Epic fail! This was an easy case. Even if they didn’t do sexay times together, she should have found other ways. Sarah should have sent one of her hot gerbil friends to seduce Clooney into dumping his pepaw load into a frozen condom. Voila! Instant baby!
Wait, Richard Gere is the one into gerbils, right? Fuckity fuck! I always confuse those silver foxes.
Oh well, Sarah Larson will be showing off her mannequin vagina in Playboy before the end of the year. Believe it!