Wino Goes To Court

June 2, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

The Wino put on her crackie best to support Blaaaake in court today. Guess what? She was on time – WINO TIME! That means she was four hours late. Isn’t she always?

Wino sat in the front row and kept smiling and winking at her Blaaake. She was communicating with him. Crackmorse code! Wino also asked the court skanks to give Blaaake a note she had written. It was probably the recipe for Jenkem. After 80 minutes, Wino had enough and she left court.

Outside, Wino was asked how her Blaaake looked, she answered, “As gorgeous as fuck. You seen him before?” Well, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder or in Wino’s case, the pipe holder.

Blaaake’s facing charges of assault and conspiracy to pervert the course of justice. The trial is expected to begin soon.

Here’s more of Wino leaving her house for court this morning. Every time I see Wino’s cuts, I think of Meth Scratched Face from Rock of Love.

Tags: Amy Winehouse

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