Someone Needs To Search Courtney’s Nostrils
June 2, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Kurt Cobain’s ashes have been stolen! Well, that’s what The News of the World claims anyway. Take it with a grain of ash. Courtney Love keeps his ashes in a pink teddy bear bag along with a lock of his hair. Court found that shit was gone a couple of weeks ago and now she’s freaking out. Freaking out more than usual I should say.
She said, “I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do.”
Round up the obvious suspects – Courtney’s nose, Courtney’s veins, all pink teddy bear kidnappers in the area and Keith Richards.
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