Someone Needs To Search Courtney’s Nostrils

June 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Kurt Cobain’s ashes have been stolen! Well, that’s what The News of the World claims anyway. Take it with a grain of ash. Courtney Love keeps his ashes in a pink teddy bear bag along with a lock of his hair. Court found that shit was gone a couple of weeks ago and now she’s freaking out. Freaking out more than usual I should say.

She said, “I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do.

Round up the obvious suspects – Courtney’s nose, Courtney’s veins, all pink teddy bear kidnappers in the area and Keith Richards.

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >