It’s Just A Fucking Dress!

June 2, 2008 / Posted by:

My Little Pony Parker wore this silver trash bag dress to the NYC premiere of “Sex and the City.” It was supposed to be a big moment for Pony and now it’s been ruined thanks to that trash bag dress. You see, the Nina Ricci rag was worn earlier this month by Lauren Davis. It was also worn by Lezzy Lohan for a Harper’s Bazaar shoot.

My Little Pony feels that she was duped by Nina Ricci. She was told the dress was only wore for magazine shoots and never on the red carpet. She told The New York Times,In the big picture, this is not important, but there is a relationship between the entertainment industry and fashion. We’ve watched sales dwindle and we’ve watched people be less inclined to spend money on clothes. Look, my affection for the dress hasn’t changed, but what they did was so short-sighted. It’s just unethical and disappointing that they would allow the dress to be worn again.

Unethical?! We’re talking about a stupid ass dress made out of trash bags! Besides, I saw that same dress on a homeless lady in the park last week and she looked way hotter.

The HBIC of Nina Ricci said he was “upset that she’s upset.” Pony will get over it. He just needs to give Pony a sugar cube, pet her gently on the head and tell her that “she’s such a pretty girl.

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