In The Money

June 2, 2008 / Posted by:

TMZ reports that OK! Magazine and People are currently in a bidding war for the exclusive rights of the first pictures of Brangie’s twin Messiahs. A source claims bidding has reached $15 million and could go even higher. All the money will go to charity. The charity being “The Hover Shoes For Maddox Foundation.” Seriously, the boy hates walking.

OK! wouldn’t comment, but People told TMZ, “We’d love to see the photos in PEOPLE. We wish the family well.”

People reportedly paid $4 million for Shiloh’s first pictures. In March, People set a record by buying pictures of JLo’s Dragon Tales twinsies for around $5-6 million. Oh shit! You know JLo is getting turkey basted with Skellie jizz right now. She’s not going to let Brangie top her bucket ass.

This baby picture game is getting ridiculous! Most newborns look exactly the same anyway. Just photograph two golden raisins with crowns on! Nobody would know the difference.

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