This Bitch Is Hot

June 1, 2008 / Posted by:

I just sat (and drank) through 2 hours of the shit show known as the MTV Movie Awards. Alien Princess RiRi looked as about excited as I was during the whole show. Did you see her straight-up “bitch” face the entire time? I think she was sitting near Wonky McValtrex, so she could have just been smelling her stank.

It was all worth it though. Johnny Depp and his lesbian bike messenger haircut made it worth it. He won a couple of awards for being a sexy whore or something like that. He also spoke in some creepy accent. Who cares though? I won’t have to listen to his accent when I’m sitting on his face. Seriously, I would kick kittens while sitting on his face if that’s what he wanted.

And since I’m a buzz killer, here’s some pics along with Tommy Girl. If I don’t add a little bit of fugness to this post, it will explode from the sheer hotness of Johnny Depp. Tommy Girl presented Adam Sandler with some stupid award. Tommy only wanted to be there because he heard Zac Efron was in the house. You know Tommy wants to work that femme over.

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