Sarah Larson Forges On!

June 1, 2008 / Posted by:

George Clooney’s mannequin call girl is on her own now that he’s cancelled his lease with her. Sarah Larson put on a brave face to attend the opening of Palms Place Hotel in Vegas last night. Scratch that. Her brave face is her only face. That shit don’t move. It takes a skilled wax artisan a couple of hours to give the ho a different expression.

Yes, Sarah was a guest at last night’s party. The ho better not get too comfortable because she’ll be back to serving Jello shots in a bikini next week.

Verne Troyer and Constantine Mouralis were also at the party. Sarah better have turned up the charm to snag one of these eligible bachelors. Although, I don’t know if she can handle Connie’s magnet stare. That shit could melt her wax ass.

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