Licking SamRo’s gigantic clit agrees with Lindsay Lohan. Ok, I don’t know for a fact that SamRo is hung in the clit department, but I have a feeling. She has that cocky smirk about her. Anyway, Lezzy doesn’t look like a 45-year-old cocktail waitress for once. She looks like a 35-year-old cocktail waitress. Hey, that’s an upgrade!
Here’s Lezzy at tonight’s MTV Movie Awards. Is she wearing suede napkins? I also hope she’s wearing squirrel covers under there, because a slight wind will expose SamRo’s favorite box of peppers.