Linda Hogan’s Got Moves
June 1, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Why didn’t the glass break?! Why?! I would think that Linda Hogan’s fugly mug is capable of breaking even the strongest glass. Even the weight of their desperation didn’t break that shit.
Linda Hogan and her 19-year-old boyfriend must have brought on the dry heaves with their dirty dancing moves at last night’s opening party for the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas. And yes, he’s 19. NINETEEN. If he’s 19 then I’m an embryo. His body looks like it’s been affected by 20 years of intense beer bonging.
Hulk Hogan is dating a Brooke look-alike, so Linda might as well too. You know Brooke looks like Linda’s man toy without the make-up, fake hair and a few days of not shaving.
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